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corgiaddict:

linusthecorgi:

Photo by Lisa Dawkins on FB

Is this real life? 

corgiaddict:

linusthecorgi:

Photo by Lisa Dawkins on FB

Is this real life? 


Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)


the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"


dustinmathisen:

dgge0ff:

aloneprotectsthesnowflakes:

here’s michael and his brother yelling at each other for two minutes enjoy

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transcript (as much as i could decipher, bolded my favorite):
michael: *sighs*
brother: shut up up there!
michael: shut up!
brother: mom said shut up!
michael: shut up! i’m making my Youtube video! shut up.
brother: mom’s shows is on.
michael: (to camera) hang on. (to brother) shut up, you’re going to fuck it up! don’t touch that.
brother: listen, i’m going to drink this -
michael: don’t touch that Capri Sun! that’s mine -
brother no!
michael: no that’s mine, i bought that.
brother: no no, those are all gone this one’s different.
michael: no, i bought that. respect the pouch! respect it!
brother: you don’t even have money!
michael: shut up! shut up.
brother: go back to your room.
michael: go downstairs. shut up.
brother: shut up!
michael: shut up. go downstairs.
brother: her show’s on.
michael: shut up! shut up!! fucking idiot. i’m gonna punch you in the face while you’re sleepin’!
brother: fuck you.
michael: (to camera) if you said that you skipped it, then you’re lying.
brother: *ineligible yelling*
michael: shut up! stop!
brother: listen, you don’t even like-
michael: i’ma - stop!
brother: asshole.
michael: shut up! i’m gonna delete your World of Warcraft character if you don’t shut up.
brother: i’ll fucking tell mom. i’ll tell her about those magazines you have under your -
michael: shut up! you better shut up before i make it worse.
[something is thrown at michael]
michael: god, go fucking-
brother: there’s tissues for your fucking cry baby bullshit!
michael: don’t throw stuff! you’re gonna break my camera!
brother: shut up. it’s not even your camera, it’s mom’s.
michael shut up. she said i could use it. shut up!
brother: *ineligible yelling about a Capri Sun*
michael: shut the fuck up. i’m gonna fucking break - (to camera) you’re going to see a video of me breaking his fucking skull open all over the concrete.
brother: i know kung fu, asshole.
michael: he doesn’t know kung fu. he doesn’t fucking know kung fu.
brother: i do know kung fu!
michael: he watched Kung Fu Panda five fucking times and he thinks he knows kung fu.
brother: shut up! it’s fucking real.
michael: it’s a stupid movie.
brother: it’s fucking real.
michael: (to camera) oh fucking - i fucking beat that bitch. (to brother) come here, (ineligible), you son of a bitch!!
brother: give me the Capri Sun! give it to me!
michael: stop!
brother: why’d you take my Capri Sun?!
michael: stop! give me my camera! nooo!

this man is married now

Thinking back, this is exactly how my brothers and I were, only less “I’m going to tell mom” and more just punching each other until we heard our mom yell  ”ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING?!”

Us: “NOOOOO!” 

Mom: “Mocha says you’re fighting.”

Me: “Mocha is lying!”

(Mocha was my mom’s dog that would bark whenever we would fight.)


puppetzeldas:

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"you complain but you’re all going to buy it anyways"


  • me in class: wait what happened
  • me in class: what do we do
  • me in class: what do we write
  • me in class: when's the test
  • me in class: what is this
  • me in class: how do you do this
  • me in class: what

Groot was just trying to help (◕‿◕✿)


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